Matthew I

Nativity of Phesus (1:18–25)Many years ago in a small town in Wisconsin there lived a young woman called Mary, she was engaged to be married to a local carpenter named Joseph. One day the Angel of poker Jen Harman appeared before her and told her she has been chosen to have a very special and gifted baby.

The child was to be the son of Doyle and she must call him Phesus.Son after the visit Mary and Joseph where married and before not to long Mary fell pregnant, at this time they where forced to travel many miles to the town of Las Vegas as Joseph had to attend a conference. There only mode of transport was a Donkey, quite symbolic when you think about it.When they eventually reached Las Vegas they where dismayed to find they where double booked and no room was available. They travelled up and down the Strip but where turned away every where, eventually they had to travel Down town. Wearily they tried one last place before giving up for the night, Binions horseshoe.

And Lo Benny did make his stable at the rear of the property available to them, at a reasonable discount.So it came to pass that the baby Phesus was born some few hours latter in a stable in down town Las Vegas, he was wrapped in cloth and laid in a manager full of hay.At the same time three dealers where finishing there shift’s at the Rio, when a bright light appeared over them. It was the Angel of Poker Jen Harman, she told them “Fear not, for this very night in Down town Vegas the Son of Doyle has been born”.The dealers hailed cabs down town and when they pulled up at the horseshoe they where overjoyed to see the Baby Phesus and they knelt down and worshipped him.

They told Mary how the Angel of poker, Jen Harman had visited them and told them that Phesus was to be the saviour of poker.Far away in the east three wise men of poker had been studying the stars of poker and realised a new star had appeared in the West. They went to Las Vegas and journeyed to the Palace of Sands Casino and asked King Moss where the new king was. King Moss was dismayed and thought this new king of poker would dethrone him so he asked the three wise men of poker to tell him when they found the Baby Phesus so he too could worship him.

The three wisemen of poker left the palace of the sand casino and journeyed down town to Binions horsehoe, they knelt down and worshipped the new poker king and gave him gifts of Dom peringon, Caviar and Cuban cigars. That evening Jen Harman visited them in a dream (She was clothed before you ask, it was’nt that sort of dream) and told them of King Moss’s plans to harm the Baby Phesus, so they left Veags shortly afterwards with out calling on Moss.