Mark I

Entering Binions

And it came to pass that Phesus entered the hallowed halls of the Binions casino in down town Vegas, and he rode on the back of the donkeys he had knocked out in a satellite to win his entry to the main event.And he did triumph over the Chan and all did see that a great champion was born and what a class act he was too when he bought the entire crowd a bottle of Dom to share between them.Harrah’s IncidentAnd Phesus did return unto the Horseshoe at the news it had been sold to Harrahs.

When he enters the casino he is angered greatly by the many stalls selling all manner of poker related tat, “My house will be called a house of poker for all nationalities (even the French), But you have made it a den of Poker Crap!”And he turns over the table’s of the sellers of ridiculous poker themed sports drinks (fizzy water with sugar in it really), the extremely unfunny T-shirts (It was sooted, not really funny now is it) and bobble head card protectors and he drives the proprietors from the temple of poker.

The Parable of the Constant Raiser

“Behold, there was a Scandie raising every pot: And it came to pass that as he raised some raises went uncalled and he did win the pot there and then. Some raises where called and he did win a bigger pot on the flop with a continuation bet. And some raises where re-raised and he let it go if he had nothing.

But it did come to pass that when he had aces he got paid of handsomely as he was in every fcking pot”Demon Named LegionAnd it came to pass that Phesus was appointed the representative of Ultimatedeity.com in a sponsorship deal that Phesus refuses to talk about, because his such a class act. And whilst playing his obligated number of hours on the poker site he runs in to a player who is unpredictable and difficult to read and he is named

Legion.

And Phesus asked him, “What is thy name” And he answered saying, “Our name is Legion: for we are many”. And Phesus did tell the site admin that people where sharing accounts and breaking Doyle’s law’s as well as the site’s T&C’s and thou it came to pass that there account was perma banned.