Luckey

Sermon on the Plane

And it came to pass that Phesus was representing UD in Europe, where he always felt comfortable because Lo he was a class act who drank Dom Pernigon. Phesus was persuaded to play the Phil of the Ivey at Chinese and he was getting killed so deicided to join Phil of the Ivey on his hired private charter back to the Las Vegas and attempt to win his money back. And Lo Phil of the Ivey did continue to crucify Phesus (sorry, poor choice of words) all the way across the Atlantic, but Phesus did not complain about what a lucky son of the Bitch Phil of the Ivey is and paid up promptly when they landed because his such a class act, as Phesus later told his disciples “Pay up to others, as thou would want to be paid up to thyself”

The Parable of the Good Samaritan

Whilst holding a UD sponsored training camp an expert in poker said unto Phesus, “What of the chances to steal chips when an opponent times out or is otherwise missing from the table? How are we to deal with these opportunities oh Lord Phesus?”And Phesus replied, “Treat your opponent as you would like to be treated unto yourself, you know me a good sport”But the fellow expert continued, “What do you mean be a good sport? Please answer my question properly!”And Phesus said, “One day there was a man at the WSOP on the bubble who had heard the wrong announcement from a neighbouring room and innocently mistaken the short break for the dinner break, when the other players returned they all set about stealing his blinds except for one man, an Irish man named Andy Black”“He played as slow as possible and with tears in his eye’s got the clock called on him time and time again, which do you think my learned friend was the good sport?”And the other poker expert did say, “I suppose, but don’t you think the crying was a bit much?” and Phesus said “Yes I suppose it was a bit”.