The Last Home Game

As I received from the lord Phesus I will pass onto you,

Phesus on the night he was betrayed called all his disciples together at his comped suite at the Bellagio, The suite was comped because the owners know what a class act and all-round great guy Phesus is and wanted to make sure he stayed there in the run up to the Main event.

When the disciples arrived Phesus invited them to be seated around a green felted altar, Chadus was sat to the left of Phesus and had joked that, “He had position on the Son of Doyle!” which no one found at all funny.Phesus took out a big wedge of cash before they started and said, “this is the money I earned last night, when ever you have a profitable session think of me and the things I have taught you, because without me you would all be nothing”Then he picked up a bottle of Dom Perignon and poured a glass and said “Take this all of you and drink it, and when you drink this classy, elegant champagne think of me, a classy elegant guy”And the disciples did as Phesus had instructed, Phesus then said, “Before this Main event is over one of you will have betrayed me, on national TV” and he went on to say, “one of you will also deny me three times, also on national TV”.

The disciples all made protestations and reaffirmed there loyalty to Phesus, Lon Machern being them most vocal, “I would never deny you Phesus, it is clear you adre the greatest player of the poker and the true Son of Doyle, not the heritic Todd who lacks all of your charisma and is not a classy guy like you who drink Dom Perignon!”Phesus just nodded his head sagely and then reiterates “I will be betrayed by one who is now present, there shall be woe to the man who betrays the Son of Doyle! It would be better for him if he had not been born, because he is a classless guy, not at all like me, ahem”The Resurrection of Lazastraus, AKA A Chip and a ChairPhesus and his disciples where watching the ‘82’ main event after Phesus has been knocked out by yet another horrendous bad beat with which he took with grace and style, because he is such a class act.

When the player know as Jack ‘Tree top’ Lazastraus lost a big pot and wlaked away from the table thining he was eliminated.Phesus noticed that he had one chip remaining under a napkin and called him back, saying “Hey Jack, you have a chip left. And that’s all you need A Chips and a chair”. Lazastraus returned to the table and was renewd by the words of Phesus, he turned that chip into a might stack and went on to win the series of ‘82’ main event and it was all down to Phesus and he should have been crowned the true champion of that year, but being Phesus he did’nt even mention it and let some anonymous waited take the credit for seeing the remaining chip, which just goes top show what a class act he truly is.