Genesis IV (The band have reformed for a tour, but it’s clearly a cynical attempt to make money and the old passion is gone forever IMO)

Sexton’s Ark In the beginning Doyle had created many beautiful and wonderful poker sites. But after some time had come to pass and not entirely coincidentally just after they had launched in Scandinavia he looked again and he saw that his online site had become a wicked and sinful place where poor play and retarded calls where secure in the hearts of men. God was watching for some time and after one particularly sick outdraw he said unto himself “these idiots are clueless; I’m copulating sick of this.

I mean really Bluescouse just called off his entire bankroll with a 7 high flush draw!” And Doyle decided he was going to wipe poker from teh Internet’s until people got a clue again, But then he looked again and found one player called Sexton who although he said really annoying things like bingo-bango-bongo a lot he was pure of poker heart. So Doyle decided he would talk to Sexton and he told him “Yo Sexton, I have had it up to my Godly nuts with the standard of play online. I’m going to end online poker forever”. Sexton was shocked and feared for his wallet as a representative of the biggest site of them all, Gettogetherpoker.comDoyle said “Sexton, I’m going to release a virus that will destroy the online game, but I want you to build me a holy blessed modem following these specific instructions, then I want you to gather two of every type of player, Lag, Super lags, rocks etc from the chosen few online players, those that aren’t complete idiots and distribute this modem too them, oh and by the way, for my sakes please stop saying baingo-bango-bongo, your nearly bloody sixty man” So Sexton got to work on building the modem’s and neglected his duties on the WPT.

Eventually Lipscomb took umbrage at the vapid commentary from VVP without Sexton to make him look good. And he sent his emissary Tony G to visit Sexton at his big home, when Tony G arrived he was amazed to see the mountain of holy modems in various states of assemblage and said unto Sexton “What are you doing with these Modems, you crazy Russian?” Which confused Sexton as he was pure bred American. Tony G laughed heartily and mocked Sexton when he told him of Doyles plan “The day that happens you’ll win the Stars Million! I’m going to start my own room now just to mock you a little more!” And a week later all the differing types of players from teh internet who where not complete idiots where summoned to collect there modems, that very evening a tidal wave of viruses aimed at online poker swept all poker players from the web, although they could still play pontoon and poker on Absolute but nobody dared. And that night Sexton did indeed win the Stars million, as he was the only bugger in it. Genesis V (Phil Collins has left the band again and is now working on the Music and lyrics of the latest Disney film about a cranky seagull and free spirited Sea cucumber which will steal all our hearts when it’s released in Summer 2009)