Genesis II (Phil Collins has left though, so it’s not so good)

Genesis II (Phil Collins has left though, so it’s not so good)
The Mouth and Annette_15 in the Garden of Online Poker

Doyle forms ‘The Mouth’ “from the dust on the ground…and man became a living thing” so as many people had always suspected ‘The Mouth’ is literally 100% dirt. After sometime though ‘The Mouth’ becomes lonely and complains to God, “I’m bored and all there is to eat is fecking fruit, Christ Don’t you got no Pizza trees”. And Doyle did say unto ‘The Mouth’, “Whose Christ then? And what’s a pizza?” And ‘The Mouth’ did say unto the Doyle “Please give me something to do, anything”.

Doyle saw that ‘The Mouth’ was lonely so he created woman in the shape of Annette_15 from one of his ribs and thought this would satisfy his boredom, but Lo it was not to long before ‘The Mouth’ was back on AIM (Almighty Instant Messaging) complaining that he was bored. Doyle said to ‘The Mouth’, “I have created woman to ease you loneliness are you not happy my child?” to which ‘The mouth’ replied, “You made for me Annete_15, really 15!!! Don’t you read the papers! I’m not doing a Sheiky! With my sheet I’ll get 10 years”.So Doyle hears ‘The Mouths’ pleas and is so moved that he creates teh internets and he doeth put poker online.

The mouth falls in love with online poker instantly and is winning with ease on his chosen site UltimateDeity.com (UD for short) when overnight all the fishes dry up because of some retarded legislation.With only two poker rooms to choose from ‘The Mouth’ had to make a decision, he could continue to play on UD where the only remaining opponent was Doyle himself, the webmaster of all creation or he could play on Absloutepoker.com. Even Annette_15 agreed that although UD offered only the chance to play against Doyle the creator of all things, who knows everything that has happened, Will happen and ever could possibly happen and on his very own poker site with the software he designed and although this was clearly -EV move, it was still a lot safer than playing on Absolute.

As time went on The Mouth began to do his absolute bollocks but he was a proud and stubborn man and his ego could not accept that he might be overmatched by the creator of the entire universe and all life.Eventually Anette_15 managed to persuade ‘The Mouth’ that he was overmatched, and she formulated a plan to get there money back. She told ‘The Mouth’ to play Doyle at PL Omaha Hi/Lo, because know one really knows what the hells going on in that game, even the creator of the poker universe Doyle himself. And Lo it came to pass that she was correct and ‘The Mouth’ ran super hot for a good while and was reclaiming all his money and even bought himself a Nintendo Wii with the extra cash, which was nice.All was happy in the garden of online poker when one fateful day ‘The Mouth’ and Doyle where playing at there highest stakes yet.

Then Doyle committed all his money unto a massive pot against ‘The Mouths’ flush, straight and low draw with a single pair of sevens, that held.The Mouth was unable to hold his tongue and he committed the crime of blasphemy, when he suggested that Doyle’s momma suck’s donkey dick and he was a Nazi douchebag (although Doyle had not invented Nazi’s yet, but he did not think about this as he was still pretty pissed of about the Momma/Donkey Dick comment).Doyle was mightily enraged, to ‘The Mouth’ he said “You will forever be punished by the badiest of beats” and to Annette_15 he said “I think I have punished you enough by the company of this fat oaf” and then he banished them both from the Garden of online poker and sealed the gate with a fcking great big padlock.